teamed

the not so plain text of getting swatted

aiden: Yo i just finished with the swat teams i think i just got teamed by someone

by jarodhiggins December 22, 2021

Teagen

A hot babe

Woah teagen looking hot ngl

by i piss on popcorn August 27, 2022

Tade

Tade is the short, dirty-minded, funny, emo friend who you can always count on. Tade is online at 2am, jokes around, drinks 10 redbulls, and falls asleep. If you have a Tade in your life, remember to water it twice a week.

Person 1: Whos that hyper emo?
Person 2: Oh, thats Tade.

by grace is bored May 5, 2023

Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

Link Tease

A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.

Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.

by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010

puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013