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teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth
While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.
by stevemister July 18, 2015
mugGet the teabag tamponmug.

Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
mugGet the Arctic Teabagmug.

twin teabagging

Having two sets of balls in the mouth. The name is fairly self explainitory itself.
did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!
by macdaddy June 10, 2004
mugGet the twin teabaggingmug.

Indian Teabag

A guy is having his nuts sucked from underneath (69'ing) (like a regular teabag). At some point, he spreads his cheeks and plants his asshole firmly on her forehead....leaving a brown dot.
"Brenda said she wanted to learn about different cultures, so I showed her the Indian Teabag."
by Sideburn Steve September 17, 2008
mugGet the Indian Teabagmug.

arabian teabag

A cross between Arabian goggle and a teabag. You need a close freind to work. One of you puts Your scrotum in the victem's mouth. While The other person puts Their scrotum on the victems eyes. Wake the person up and let the fun begin.
The party may have been over, but the fun started when we gave Joe the Arabian teabag.
by Kevin Landry September 17, 2005
mugGet the arabian teabagmug.

vampire teabag

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.
I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
by MTalos August 15, 2003
mugGet the vampire teabagmug.

Batwing Teabag

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
Damn was she a trooper as I batwing teabagged her. She was smiling with such sluttiness.
by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009
mugGet the Batwing Teabagmug.

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