Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth
by stevemister July 18, 2015

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.
I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

did you see the whore on the internet getting a twin teabagging from those two dudes? It was amazing, yet horrifying!
by macdaddy June 10, 2004

A guy is having his nuts sucked from underneath (69'ing) (like a regular teabag). At some point, he spreads his cheeks and plants his asshole firmly on her forehead....leaving a brown dot.
by Sideburn Steve September 17, 2008

A cross between Arabian goggle and a teabag. You need a close freind to work. One of you puts Your scrotum in the victem's mouth. While The other person puts Their scrotum on the victems eyes. Wake the person up and let the fun begin.
by Kevin Landry September 17, 2005

I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.
or
Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
or
Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.
by MTalos August 15, 2003

When man appoaches woman, stretches out testicles and ever so gingerly drapes them over his lovers face. Dipping both taint and nutball into her mouth
by thmsmcgr February 25, 2009
