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tea bag

Gaming: the act of repeatedly crouching over an opposing player who utterly had no chance of victory which in turn humiliates them.
Dude, that was awesome I just shotgunned this noob I'm gunna tea bag him now.
by TheOnlineGamer November 24, 2010
mugGet the tea bagmug.

Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
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weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.
by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag
by TCnc September 23, 2021
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atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.
I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.
by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021
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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
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Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
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