by Tortoise84 July 20, 2024
i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014
An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface May 31, 2011
when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.
by Sduvvy August 09, 2023
A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
by Linguistically Cunning June 17, 2022
(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022