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squish the cat

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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Squish

What Julia will do if Sam and Gwynna argue.
Julia the squisher will come down and squish you.
by Julia the squisher July 1, 2021
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Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.
A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.
by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013
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