(n.) The fictional spider used to lure curious roommates, girlfriends, siblings, etc into an utterly destroyed bathroom. Once inside the bathroom, the door is closed and forcibly held while they get to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
"Hey, you've gotta come see this bathroom spider...you ever seen one like this?"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
(Curiosity brings them into the room to investigate...and you close the door behind them)
"So where is it? Oh you sunova bitch (coughing), I can taste your ass and I think my nose is bleeding! Lemme outta here...I'll do anything!"
by StinkTaco March 4, 2008
Get the Bathroom Spidermug. A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.
by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010
Get the Spider Shitmug. by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014
Get the fucking spidersmug. 1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.
I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.
I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
by k9bubba August 26, 2009
Get the twat spidermug. If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
by DoomGuy September 20, 2006
Get the spider mastermindmug. Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
Get the Man Spidermug. To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.
by Okuta July 27, 2016
Get the Spider-Manmug.