spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.

This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!

by ElCapitan February 6, 2005

Peppino Spaghetti

A Chubby Italian That Was Ambushed By A ___ing Pizza Man That Was Going To Destroy His Pizza Place While In Debt. However That Pizza Standed no Chance Cuz He ____Ed His --- By Zooming Trough Every God Damn Thing.

OMG NO WAY PEPPINO SPAGHETTI IS THE THIRD MARIO BROTHER!

by 524Man April 8, 2023

jeffy spaghetti

In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI

by spaghetti jeff May 3, 2018

Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.

Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

by SolidSnakesThiccAssCheecks August 31, 2019

Ghetto Spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 24, 2006

The Spaghetti Man

A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.

"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Spaghetti Sauced

Having sex with a female who is having very heavy flow during her period. As skins slap the blood is splattered all up on the man's chest and neck.

I was having sex with my girl while she was on her period and I totally got spaghetti sauced.

by Chaceydubs January 18, 2011