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I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

A Misheard Lyric in Waking the Cadavers song, Chased through the woods by a rapist.

This Misheard Lyric exists because Chased Through the woods by a rapist is a Grindcore song, In which the lyrics are extremely difficult to understand, Due to it's Distorted Vocals and Overuse of Instruments.
I like shredded wheat! ROOOOOOOAAARRRRRRR4
by ZSAGAX January 12, 2022
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Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.
Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can
by Cristo39 February 26, 2011
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shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.
"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"
by Damiqua January 15, 2011
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shred some asphalt

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
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shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
by anonymous December 24, 2017
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