Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

Main Shaft

The most important of your many boyfriends, its the you like the most.
It is the male version of a Main-Squeeze

Boy: You are my main squeeze
Girl: Aw thanks, you are my main shaft.

by Sawitatdisneyland September 8, 2011

This is the good shit. Woo mama!

Exclamation of joy regarding high quality herbs.

Etymology: 'Spaced' Series 2.

"This is the good shit. Woo mama!"

by alexandlewis December 1, 2004

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004

malu shit cakes

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.

Joel your family makes the best malu shit cakes

by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

Master of shit

the guy you always see in public bathrooms. he wrecks them.

person 1)i needed to go the bath room but the master of shit was in there.
person 2) ouch

by jizz in ma mouth October 28, 2011