Someone who is agnostic (have trouble to pick which imaginary religious figure to worship blindly), and believe they will go to hell after they die because they can't wake up on Sunday to go to church.
I am an agnostic-satanist. I don't know if god exists, but if he or she exists, I am definitely going to hell.
by iamanas August 14, 2012
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by nazis,fascists,and commies July 12, 2006
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This is in reference to the new and lite version of the real thing. Its like hot topic and magic the gathering fanatics had a baby and came up with this. Basically plagiarized a religion that was all ready around. . Its like the rebel emo kid who grew up and still wants to shock their parents so they decided to go the devil route. "What do people around the world hate that symbolizes evil...Oh yeah.... " .Their goal is to undermine the "church" but they fail to understand that its not the church thats the real problem its mans nature to corrupt. You can bet its full of entitled white people.
by creepycrawlerdestroyer August 19, 2020
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Pronunciation: 'sA-t&n-"i-z&m
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Date: 1565
1 : innate wickedness : DIABOLISM
2 : obsession with or affinity for evil; specifically : the worship of Satan marked by the travesty of Christian rites
- sa·tan·ist /-ist/ noun, often capitalized
Pronunciation: 'sA-t&n-"i-z&m
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Date: 1565
1 : innate wickedness : DIABOLISM
2 : obsession with or affinity for evil; specifically : the worship of Satan marked by the travesty of Christian rites
- sa·tan·ist /-ist/ noun, often capitalized
by jacob scott December 6, 2004
Get the satanist mug.fags that are so fuckin scared they can't even accept theres a God. Thet think some huge ass explosion a gagillion years ago somehow created everything in their body, on Earth, and in the whole fucking universe to work out as perfect as it does. (how the stars revolve, how our body and animals bodies work so perfectly, etc.) Also, the kind of people I LOVE to beat thew living fuck out of with my friends. satanists also make metal look evil, even though all the Satanic bands suck major ass except 2, Slayer and Lamb Of God.
christian: God created you. get over it.
satanist: no he didn't! A big explosion made me from some dirt and dust!
Christian:Really? a blast of fire also created all your organs to work in unison with each other?
satanist:yeah! Theres no way some higher being made me, even though thats more plausible than EVERYTHING on earth and in space being created by an explosion!
Christian: go masturbate to yourself then if you love you so damn much you stuck up bastard!
satanist: how'd you know I jack of to me? holy shit! are you God?! I BELEIVE NOW!
satanist: no he didn't! A big explosion made me from some dirt and dust!
Christian:Really? a blast of fire also created all your organs to work in unison with each other?
satanist:yeah! Theres no way some higher being made me, even though thats more plausible than EVERYTHING on earth and in space being created by an explosion!
Christian: go masturbate to yourself then if you love you so damn much you stuck up bastard!
satanist: how'd you know I jack of to me? holy shit! are you God?! I BELEIVE NOW!
by CowboyFromHell April 3, 2008
Get the satanist mug.Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
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