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by hutao! January 22, 2019

Samurai Cop

One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese

Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"

Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"

Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"

Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP

Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."

Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"

Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:

by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021

Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.

Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”

by KKfrycook December 17, 2021

samalami

A weird spinosaurus who makes fnaf at freddy’s animations in blender and SFM. He also likes to simp for a bitchy security guard in a homemade rabbit suit.

“Bro samalami sucks”
“Fr!”

by moistsock9972 May 28, 2022

Tuber Simulator

The most relevant game out there.

"WoT? You've never heard of Tuber Simulator?"

by That_1_Per$on September 18, 2020

Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

1
A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

2
"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas 🕊 November 24, 2020

Dragon Simulator

Dragon Simulator aka Blox fruit it's a game that is populated by dragon users

Blox fruit more like dragon simulator

by Ifreadyoubad January 7, 2021