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Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009
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Mommy question

A question which has only one answer. A directive given in the form of a question.
"Are you going to wash your hands before dinner?" is a Mommy question.
by The Kinzernator March 18, 2010
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gramophone question

A question asked all over and over again. It repeats itself like

a broken record.
A: Do you know Britney Spears' new song?

B: STFU, stop asking me that gramophone question.
by watertowater April 9, 2011
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Secret question

- Noun
1. A question that may have a secret answer in which the answering party may choose to answer or not without repercussion.
by Snickers1988 January 3, 2012
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cupcake question

A super easy question given by a teacher. It may require memorizing a short answer but not any critical thinking. Usually given at the beginning of a test to give students easy points. Usually refers to rudimentary concepts taught at the very beginning of a unit/course.
Student 1: How'd you do on the exam?
Student 2: Bad. At least I got those cupcake questions right.
by cottag3ch33s3 December 13, 2018
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Clitorical question

A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.
"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."
by InsertX November 14, 2019
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Soup Question

A question that may seem to be profound but is actually meant to be a technical question. From the movie “Finding Forester”, starring Sean Connery.
No! I didn’t mean to imply that! I just wanted to know HOW you found that out! I just meant it as a Soup Question. Okay?
by Bohbuzan3 October 28, 2020
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