Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

poptart

A black person who tans.

Silly poptarts, you're already black!

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011