Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.

Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?

by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism--otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin"

N8TV 1: "I did Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled"

by i<3inc April 18, 2022

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism-- otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin."

N8TV 1: "I was in the Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled..."

by i<3inc April 18, 2022

Pickled sphincter

Marinated anus /pickled sphincter

Created when needing to shit in a hot environment

When your runing in a marithon snd you shit yourself but you still finish with a pickled sphincter

by By 777 the dickanator text me June 18, 2022

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

Pickleweasel

Soak your dick in vinegar for at least 3days and then bang a dude while he isn't paying attention

He didn't see the pickleweasel comingp

by Eltigreloco February 5, 2023

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 19, 2023