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Philip

One of the two kick-ass characters from a TV show on Comedy Central called South Park, an animated adult cartoon made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Philip: You're such a pig-fucker, Terrance.

Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?

Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.
by statickid2022 February 17, 2022
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Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
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Philip

Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!
by LaneTheFriend March 8, 2023
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Philip Michael

Doesn't give a f*ck about your name's definition. Or you in general
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Philip Michael: I don't give a f*ck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
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Philip II

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024
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Philip

He will fuck gwen so hard.
Philip will fuck gwen so hard
!!
by hwhjcssnm November 22, 2021
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philip flynn

A band director who doesn’t let people take water breaks and always says “one more time from the top.” Wtf why the fortnite dance for visuals?!
Philip Flynn: “One more time then we can get water”
whole band: “uuuuugggggghhhhhh”
by 0Grav April 25, 2019
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