Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.

: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!

by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016

z patch

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

by ezdoesit2me October 21, 2008

Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!

Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches

by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018