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Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
by After Dark February 21, 2021
mugGet the Tractor Pullmug.

Tractor

Some lowlife"i suck eggs! Lowlife 2: tractor!!
by Lando calrisiaon July 10, 2019
mugGet the Tractormug.

on the tractor

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"
by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023
mugGet the on the tractormug.

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
mugGet the Kansas Tractormug.

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.
A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.
by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014
mugGet the a tractor covered in gravymug.

the Big Green Tractor

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
“Yo what happened to you homie?”
Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”
by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 16, 2019
mugGet the the Big Green Tractormug.

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil
A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted
by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022
mugGet the canadian tractormug.

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