Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 03, 2010

gnome job

n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome

Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...

by BungBro5 April 07, 2014

Poke Job

It's when she pokes it.

Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!

by koolaidman4 June 25, 2010

Irmo Job

An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.

Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.

by [FRSH] Bobby Biesel May 26, 2010

whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

Stroke Job

When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.

Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?

Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.

by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R November 30, 2010

Nutt job

A sexual act in which someone uses there own semen (nutt) as lubricant and give another person a handjob with the semen

I just got a nutt job from josh yesterday

by Skidbubs_ March 08, 2018