nonce juice

FUCKIN RUBICON

"my friend jerry drinks rubicon"
"that's nonce juice that"

by Twenty_one_pilots69 April 9, 2019

lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 5, 2021

Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job

I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce

by Johnb34 March 28, 2022

Nana Nonce

A word used to describe an old styled person who is additionally a pedo.

Holly you’re such a nana nonce.

by Peepee47 February 12, 2020

squirrel nonce

Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.

John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you

by Reesebby October 1, 2018

Nonce lung

When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much

beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while

by Weary baskin September 1, 2022

DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018