Poke Job

It's when she pokes it.

Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!

by koolaidman4 June 25, 2010

Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 03, 2010

Bo-Job

The act of consuming a Bojangle's BoBerry Biscuit while simultaneously receiving fellatio.

Dude, Cindy totally gave me an amazing Bo-Job last night!

Every time I go to Bojangles now I keep thinking about when that waitress gave me a Bo-Job. Changed my life forever.

by Patrick Bateman145 December 06, 2010

Irmo Job

An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.

Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.

by [FRSH] Bobby Biesel May 26, 2010

whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

Stroke Job

When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.

Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?

Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.

by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R November 30, 2010

Bodge Job

Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.

Also known as Botch Job.

Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."

Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."

Or;

Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."

Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"

Or;

Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."

Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"

by Long Johns March 16, 2012