A real VaMp*; 🧛🏻, has the biggest hardest cock with a uncircumcised creamy roughy tip, the best soccer player to exist, number one wanted fugitive for having to much pussy, el chapos son
by Vampstar November 23, 2021
a guy who is not shit. he will lead you on, tell you the most sweetest shit ever, tell you he won’t go back to his ex and then go back to her.
“girl ! let me tell you about this guy that lead me on. he ain’t shit”
“is his name miguel?”
“yes !!!”
“is his name miguel?”
“yes !!!”
by themostperfectgirl November 19, 2023
miguel is the boy u can love forever. even if it’s unrequited. the day u meet him u meet u fall in love. and he’s always just there. always in the back of ur mind. i guess that’s a sum up of miguel, miguel is always and forever.
a-“man every time i get out of a relationship, i always go back to that one guy”
y-“u mean miguel?”
a-“yeah”
y-“u mean miguel?”
a-“yeah”
by iheartmennamedmiguel June 26, 2022
A person who believes they are intelligent but actually messes everything up, most likely overweight, probably has Native American accent, and probably has a obsessive crush on someone
by AnonymousIntilligence October 02, 2019
Whoever has a MIguel is very lucky. He is the GOAT. For one, he's patient. Although they would say otherwise, he is patient. He'd wait thousands of years just for the person he loves. Miguel is also a thinker. He likes to think of the smallest and biggest things and make a meaningful question out of them. He's a gentleman. Although he acts goofy a lot of the times, Miguel does not fail to offer his hand to whoever he thinks needs help. He is extremely thoughtful. He'll bring you chocolates and books just because he thought of you. But don't get it wrong, he's not perfect. Miguel makes mistakes a lot of times, but that makes him more human. He's not scared to embrace his mistakes. Miguel is lovable. He does the funniest and silliest that make him seem like a child at times. He loves the sentimental things but at the same time call you out for being cringey for saying something sweet. Finally, he exudes big dick energy.
That's Miguel.
by chumss November 23, 2021
by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023