José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019

Miguel

a very horny man

dude you know that guy? i see him bring girls every night at his house, must be a Miguel ngl.

by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line

Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

Miguel is the sweetest man you will ever meet. Miguel cares about you so much and is the most loving partner you could ever get, he literally gorgeous and cares so much for you. Whoever is with him is the luckiest girl in the world because he. Is so f*cking sweet and loves his family and friends more than anything. He is so beautiful and is the funniest person ever. If you are dating a Miguel you are so Lucky to have him

<miguel3

by B4nanq September 30, 2022

Miguel

He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful

Miguel?

by Ghghhhuii November 19, 2023