Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.

"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan

by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019

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Marbling

The act of putting grapes up your ass in order to see how many you contain; A great party game for friends and family

Marco and Roberto were Marbling last weekend, Roberto beat Marco's highs core by containing 7 more grapes than Marco could

by _Nova_Bomb October 19, 2021

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Marble buttplug

When your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole.

Pollock was playing games. Then all of a sudden, he was called down to the kitchen to assist his mother. Pollock got up way too fast causing him to have a Marble buttplug, when your right testicle gets lodged between your butthole. Ouch!

by Zun Tao October 27, 2021

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