i love you 3000

if someone tells u that, it means that he TRULY loves u. And that he's a marvel fan

-he sent me : "i love you 3000 <3"
- OMG U LUCKY BITCH

by justyouraveragemarvelfan May 8, 2022

I love you more than mostest

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top

Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then

by thewallispainted September 19, 2020

I love you

The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.

Dan: I love you
Melissa: I love you too, honey.

by backslash April 22, 2005

I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005

i love you

Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.

REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"

by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006

i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.

chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.

by hottie1233 March 20, 2009

I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005