Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

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A mr.krabs

The sexual act of dipping your finger into a jar of peanut butter then fingering a partners rectum and vagina. (What this has to mr.krabs i will never know.)

Ay girl how bout i give you a mr.krabs

by The human OG mop May 18, 2018

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Kansas Krimson Krabs

Alternate form for KKK, a phrase for the STD “crabs”, but sounds way cooler!

Dude 1- “Yo there’s Jessica, doesn’t she have crabs?”

Dude 2- “Nah she got the Kansas Krimson Krabs

by no name man May 18, 2022

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SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Listen here KRABS me and Squidard QUIT and we gave the formula to Plankton Laughs FUCK YOU.

SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

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Mr. Krabs

When you are completely and utterly off the xanny. You are feeling it now just like in the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where Spongebob and Patrick try to make Mr. Krabs feels it

Bro I popped 3 krabby patties an hour ago and I am definitely Mr. Krabs right now

by 4Chaners May 19, 2018

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Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean June 11, 2018

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