Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face

Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Koala

Racial term for people of German-Irish decent.

That dude is such a koala

by Brown3yw January 5, 2021

KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.

She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.

by Moose Stash June 6, 2022

Koala dog

When someone is really bad at something, they're called Koala Dog. Its basically because koalas and dog dont go together.

You're so bad at this game, fucking koala dog nerd shitstain

by Maudota12 December 13, 2017

Koala

A smooth brained creature with little intellectual understanding.

You're a koala.

by GetThatLinkOuttaHere February 18, 2021

Koala

1. Koalas are indigenous to Australia. It is an animal that spend 20 to 22 Hours in a day sleeping.
2. A person that is suffering from sleeping sickness or loves to sleep more.

1. Sloth and Koalas are similar when it comes to sleep.
2. Terry is a koala when sleeping.

by Makoo36 May 21, 2021