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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
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Kettled

When you’re snorting phat slugs of ketamine and you feel the moments just before you k hole

‘Your kettled cunt’
‘Your kettled cunt
by Y0UR10N1C3 September 28, 2025
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Pot And Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Kettle

a small area in which demonstrators or protesters are confined by police seeking to maintain order during a demonstration.
"activists in the kettle were protesting at being held and resisting arrest"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
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Different kettle of fish

a completely different type of person or thing from the one previously mentioned.
"the new office is a rather different kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
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