Karma Rape

When the Lurking Trolls on Reddit Decide it's a Great idea to Downvote Questions because they feel Superior.

Karma Rape Downvotes by people who don't care about a question.

by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 12, 2020

turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.

Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma

by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021

karma-gret

The basic theory when you do something good and something awful happens in return and vice versa.

I Karma-gret covering a shift for my co-worker, and missed out on free concert tickets.

OR

I stole someone's tickets to a basketball game, while I was there I found $100...karma-gret

by karmalot April 1, 2013

Cum Karma

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!

Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!

by ChrisCorbinSherriOleary696969 November 1, 2022

Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

Karma Loki’d

The act of trying to Loki someone, only to have it backfire and get Loki’d yourself.

Man #1 pours down lava in attempt to kill Man #2, but the lava falls on Man #1

Man #1: Oh no what did you just do!? What did you just do!?

Man #2: I didn’t do shit! You did that! This is your lava! Haha Karma Loki’d!

#creaturetopia

by Thicccboi October 18, 2017

Karma Chug

When someone drinks straight from the milk carton and doesn't check the expiration date or manages to miss the odor, receiving a nice, clumpy drink of milk.

Person 1: (coughing and gagging)

Person 2: Karma Chug?

Person 1: Yeah...

by Lear Bear January 25, 2010