Poke Job

It's when she pokes it.

Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!

by koolaidman4 June 27, 2010

gnome job

n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.

n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome

Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?

Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...

by BungBro5 May 19, 2014

Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 3, 2010

Irmo Job

An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.

Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.

by [FRSH] Bobby Biesel May 26, 2010

whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

Stroke Job

When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.

Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?

Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.

by PrOf3sHuNaLoS3R December 1, 2010

spy job

A sexual act where one person masturbates while another sits in the dark watching. Usually while wearing a mask.

ReRe did twelve spy jobs under the bridge for $20 a pop. It was her specialty.

by RoboBen April 20, 2010