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Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.
Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?
by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013
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jellyfish

it is a sex position
i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife
by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021
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ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "
by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010
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jellyfishing

the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.
Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.

Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!
by urbanpersuasion May 8, 2018
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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angry jellyfish :]

thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason
by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023
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Jellyfish

Code word for when someone is on their period
"Oh my god, jellyfish!"
"You good, need anything?"
"Nah I got stuff but it's so gross"
by iwillrageifthisnameistaken August 24, 2022
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