invisible

someone you are jealous of so you pretend they aren't there

The boy was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 20, 2021

Invisible inch

An extra inch at the base of a penis that is exposed when you push down the surrounding fat areas.

She didn't look scared enough when I showed her my penis so I made sure to push in the invisible inch when I was getting her stink on my twink.

by LubedChode November 22, 2021

Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.

*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!

by manicpanicd July 23, 2008

Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.

"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"

by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022

Invisible cat

a cat that is invisible

Katie has an invisible cat

by K Marie B January 17, 2021

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.

by davus0000 May 17, 2025