Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Inverted Claw

Where as an individual grasps the scrotum to such an extent to draw the testicles in a downwards path to provoke enjoyment.

Hey bro he gave ya the inverted claw

by Turkey grab January 27, 2019

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.

" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "

by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019