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Ipad kid

a kid who coughs and walks around like a fucking baby. A kid who sharts on ipads And likes jahvon coming out as gay on his old tiktok.
by keaiu June 16, 2022
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

iPad Kid

Ben Hemphill is the perfect iPad kid.
Ben won’t get off his phone he is an iPad kid.
by B1ldo August 15, 2022
mugGet the iPad Kidmug.

iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.
I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.
by TDSanta July 5, 2022
mugGet the iPad kidmug.

iPad Kid

little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.

often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.

if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.

they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!

7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.

School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
mugGet the iPad Kidmug.

iPad

I Apple product that is manly used by Gen alphas to watch”Skibidi toilet
My son will not stop watch skibidi toilet on his iPad
by Bending over to make sure you February 12, 2024
mugGet the iPadmug.

quackitys._.ipad._

Me:hey

Person:hello
Me:do you follow quackitys._.ipad._ ?
Person:No
Me:follow them
by Amazing TikToker September 10, 2021
mugGet the quackitys._.ipad._mug.

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems
Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid
by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022
mugGet the iPad kidmug.

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