Al Haziqin Muhajiddin 

A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.

Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.

Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.

Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..

Al Haziqin Muhajiddin by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025

Pre-IB Hazing 

A period during Pre-IB where there are numerous assignments due throughout a student’s Pre-AP, Pre-IB, and AP classes are due around the same time.

Y’all, this is some Pre-IB Hazing bull crap (Presentation in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-AP Geometry, 2 Pager due in Pre-IB English 1, Essay in AP Human Geography, Test in AP Computer Science Principles, Test in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-IB English 1, Project in Pre-AP Geometry, Test in Pre-AP Spanish 2, all in one week. This is a real example)

Pre-IB Hazing by Tellular Cellephone Lover November 21, 2024