An easy way to sort food groups.
Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.
Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Normal plain looking foods such as: Bread, Cream, White Sauce and Aspic, keep the body ticking over just nicely.
Fancy show-offy foods such as: Cooked Meats, Fruit Salad, Soil Foods and Yolk will clog up the body, with unnecessary detail! Oh no, it's all broken and on the floor!
Student: But somethings... wrong
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
Teacher 1: Exactly, how we do know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Teacher 2: Well that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape.
by poopoojones November 17, 2022

Hey I heard Barbie what is sick how she doing?
She’ll be fine she just had a couple of health hiccups
She’ll be fine she just had a couple of health hiccups
by Litt1e.mouse September 1, 2022

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".
"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"
"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"
by ATM4 January 31, 2022

CODY! THAT’S A THING I SAID! That mental health is not a “me” problem but an “everyone but me problem!” You think a thing I think! Hurray! Captain Always-Right!
Hym “Didn’t I say almost exactly that about mental health? Isn’t that a little disconcerting that both leftists and righties are parroting my talking point while (simultaneously) refusing to acknowledge how right and profoundly brilliant I am? You both just tow the ole’ partisan lines and nothing ever happens because I’m a slave and have to be a slave until I either die or hijack an Apache helicopter and go on a GTA-style murderous rampage and/or summon a Godzilla to do my bidding and raze society to the ground? Man, I am always right. That is crazy. I should be getting paid for this. Your you should be going to Newt Gingrich and working for him for free because his political platform is just the things that a random guy on UD says.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

by The_duck_lord_in_health_class November 13, 2021

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
