gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

gunt nosher

A man who proudly and enthusiastically nibbles, bites, sucks-at and munches on a woman's "gunt", or, the bulging area of fat located between an overweight girl's stomach and genitals.

"Quit changing the radio station, gunt nosher!" or "Do you think that guy wakes up every morning TRYING to look like a gunt nosher?"

by billiam's brenda March 4, 2009

Gunt Scab

A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.

The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:

Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse

Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.

Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.

WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers

"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."

by smackagaweanis December 31, 2011

gunt peek

when the gunt makes a slight unknown appearance without the beholders knowledge

Oh my god, look at that gunt peeking out of the bottom of that gunt's shirt!

by Dr. Gunt Ph.D, March 15, 2013

Gunt Face

1. Used a substitute for Dickface, Cuntface, Fuckface, etc.
2. Someone with a hanging neck that looks like the throat grooves of a whale.

Dude, you fucking Gunt Face!
Damn that dude has a gunt face, bleh!

by I was Pseudonym January 26, 2010

Gunt Check

Looking for extra poundage and fat around the abdominal area of some strange chick that you're trying to hook up with at the club.

I was going to go home with this hot looking goth chick at the bar when The ugly lights came on. So, I decided to do a Gunt Check to make sure I wasn't about to bone a fattie.

by Siler Says March 21, 2011

gunt fucking

When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.

There is no way they can have sex, but I'm sure they do a lot of gunt fucking.

by north end sista December 7, 2012