Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

Juice O' Drunk Grunt

Also known as "Blake-kakke". While watching Redonkulas, pour two double-shots of your favorite liquor into 32 oz. white cherry slushie and top it with whipped cream. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during one of Popp's NUMEROUS Piss breaks. Note: +69 Homo-Suspicion points if it splashes IN YOUR FACE!!

Juice O' Drunk Grunt or Blake-kakke...Both will end with a Frosted face and Soiled Soul lol

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

Grunts

Exceptionally tight sports underwear with no elastic to hold the soldiers into their barracks. 1980s sports attire

Them grunts have really shed light on big daves legendary love sack

by Alfred hounds July 3, 2021

GRUNT

A grandad, that turned into a grumpy cunt!

"my grandad has turned into a right GRUNT recently"

by Rachit123 October 15, 2019

Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.

Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Grunt

To make noises at someone

P1:Weird noise similar to a cough or a rawr

P2: Are you grunting at me

by Qeap September 1, 2022

Grunt

A grunt is someone who is dimwitted and simple. They tend to be a butt of a joke, and make good bodyguards

The grunt over there is so dumb, he managed to get knocked over by a parked car

by Chuckster_rl November 4, 2021