Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.

Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.

by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015

Grocery Gremlin

An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.

Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"

Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."

Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."

by Hey Jack August 17, 2014

grocery bags

another word for a woman's boobs or a woman's saggy boobs

Friend: Man your girlfriend has some huge grocery bags to carry.

by Fr0stySauce January 29, 2020

grocery store syndrome

when a guy/ girl is never satisfied with the relationship they have and as always looking for the better guy/girl.

I feel bad for Dan. Naomi has a bad case of grocery store Syndrome.

by E_Z_KOOL September 1, 2014

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 8, 2021