Farm junkie

A farm boy that always feels the need to share his experiences in an untruthful or dishonest way.

Did you hear what he said about is coommbbine, what a fucking farm junkie

by Thegor February 24, 2022

Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.

Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker

by Krrrap July 20, 2016

coyote farm

shelter for illegal aliens

Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm

by Rudy85 January 11, 2009

Farm biscuit

Corn feed girl ugly as hell

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!

by Wizzidy January 26, 2015

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 9, 2020

Farm Tool

An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.

I just got killed in A, Farm Tool you said A was clear

by PUBBERS#1 June 5, 2009

Farm Ville

Another word for Farmville. The most idiotic game on Facebook, as far as I know.

OMG! My BF skipped our movie date to play Farm Ville! D:<

by ShadowForgerCerelia November 29, 2010