The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender
Game Ender
( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!
by Illiterate banshee March 08, 2017
A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .
by Surelook February 12, 2023
The term 'Fuck it off' is a more forceful way of telling someone to get rid of something, or to stop doing something.
One can use a 'he' or 'she' instead of 'it' if need be.
One can use a 'he' or 'she' instead of 'it' if need be.
Example A:
A waitress approaches John's table.
Waitress: Are you finished with your burger, sir?
John: Yeah, fuck it off.
Example B:
John is playing Mary a new song he composed.
John: So what did you think of my new song, Mary?
Mary: I didn't really like the breakdown. Fuck it off.
Example C.
Michelangelo is showing DaVinci his artwork, the Statue of David.
Michelangelo: Do you like my sculpture, DaVinci?
DaVinci: It's terrible, fuck it off.
A waitress approaches John's table.
Waitress: Are you finished with your burger, sir?
John: Yeah, fuck it off.
Example B:
John is playing Mary a new song he composed.
John: So what did you think of my new song, Mary?
Mary: I didn't really like the breakdown. Fuck it off.
Example C.
Michelangelo is showing DaVinci his artwork, the Statue of David.
Michelangelo: Do you like my sculpture, DaVinci?
DaVinci: It's terrible, fuck it off.
by macvillian September 29, 2011
by Pussyeater101201 April 18, 2018
by HeadofHead May 29, 2017
1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.
1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"
by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch August 09, 2006
a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
by JackBauer133 February 16, 2011