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white guy high five

also may be known as a jumping high five it starts when two people start a distance from each other and then proceed to run and when getting close jump in the air and give a high five.

While may seem cool in theory, it actually looks quite stupid.
"Did you just give that guy a white guy high five? You are such a stereotypical caucasian Mark"
by bakaryu August 9, 2004
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Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.
Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)
by coachcmiller September 30, 2013
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Look-away High Five

A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.
A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*
by Razor Treewise September 18, 2014
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flying nut high five

the attempt of jump up in the air, running at another dude, spread your legs, and then knock your nuts together
Bam and Ryan could never accomplish the flying nut high five
by 3PACTVHD March 11, 2016
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spanish high five

When you poop in your hand then give someone a high five.
by thekeefe March 17, 2010
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hare-wood high-five

This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!
Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.
by Jweed January 12, 2008
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Mile high-five club

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022
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