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furgus

ok did you see furgus today he looks like a wanker
by HammerdCow May 3, 2022
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forgus

The ultimate lifeform, created by God and feared by everyone including God.

He is of no mistake yet no virtue.

forgus's insane intelligence allows him to be the perfect spy, he can blend in with an enviroment without even trying, he could even be right behind you.

His apperance is discribed as a small grey and white kitten, but his power is simply not fitting in his small and fragile body, that is why he will often cause mayhem in the world if he cannot contain it.

The power of Doomslayer, plus the intelligence of Gordon Freeman, and an arsenal of infinite wonder.

One day he will take over the planet.
Person 1: yo you see this kitten?
Person 2: yeah bro thats cute af
forgus:.̴̨̱̤͉͝ ̵͕̊̃͌͝y ̦̟͗̈̒̔̕r ͇̀̾͗̌͝u̵͎̪̤̽͂͂̓̈́͜b̶̦͙͓̙̘̍ ̨͍̜̰̓͗, ͉͐͌̚r ̧̳̠̌̓̾ě̶̹͔̘̈́l̴̝̮̭̝̎̓l̴̙̗͍̘̥̽́i ̖̯͖̓k ̞̟̓̽̀́ ̶̨͍̬͇̱̌͐̆͌̍l̵̹̀̐̽̄͝a̶̹̲̿͛̒̊i̵̼̝̻̇͊̀́̑r̶̤͍͂̓́̈́̕e ̗̞͓̍̓ͅs̶̠̗̪̃̂ ̶̲̳̬̄p ͇̰̮̫̈́͘ę̴̹̺̥̈́̇e̴̪̬̓̓̓r̴̡̤̜͕̔C̴͚̬̫̹̬͒̂͘ ̭̘̜͈͔̀. ̢͗̔ğ̵͚̉̃̅́n̶͇̹̫̺̖͂̀̔i̴̩̝͐̍͜y ̯̪̀͌͜r̴̖̓č̶̢̬̞̿̅̐ ̶̛͈̪̼̲̫̂k̶͈̠̯͋̈́͋r ̝̮̰͓͐̔̉͋a̴̜̥͐̅̑͑̕d ͇̼̭͍̪̉ ̡̖̮͚͔͗̈́̓d ̘̈́̑̍ͅe ̙̖͎̋͌͆̆͠z̵̢̹̐a ̧͇̲͇͙̒̉̊̅̕r ̪͖̓c̶̡̯̹͊̂͋͘͝ ̬̹̊d ͉̱̏̂͆́͝r̵̺̤͕̽̈́͛a ̩̉͊̂̊ỵ̵̫̦̱̄̓e ̜̹͌̋̍͊̋v ̙̊̚a̴̰͛̕r ̜̋̈̀̈́͌g̵̛̝̿͝ ̠̰͙͓̗̾̀̓̅̀b ̗͙͓̩̂͘ͅà̴̤̜̤̍͝ṱ̴̛̪͕̈́̀s ͇̂̓ ̶̼͛̿̃,̶̢̠̦͊̌̎͛̽m ̼̜̀͑̒͑a ̖̹̿ͅe̶͛́ͅr̴͈͎͙̼̂c ̰̽͑s ̧̨̛̠̫̑̂̎͠ ̴̛͓̪̟́͊ͅy ̡̖̫̠͉͑̒̿̓͝r ̨͍̙̳̒͑̇̅̂u ̯͕̃̈́̅̚͜b̶̛͓͈̏ ̶̘̜̈́͋̓̕͠ṣ̶̤͈̓̽n ͓̖͓̺̂̑u̵̞̅g ͎͂̊ ̧̢̛̖̹̯̍͘d̴̗̃͑o ̢̹̩̳́́o ̧̩̞̪͖̓̔́l̶̢̖̇̀̂̍̕Ḇ̴͋̋͠ ̵̪̣̭̣͇͗̎. ̡̺̐̈́̃̈́͊ͅę̵̝̞͌r̴͍̦͕͔̪̀̎̿̐a ̡̝̱̈́̾͆m ̛̬̀̽̉͌t̶̡̟̹̮͕̾̑͗̽̃h̵̛̼̹̅̒̅̕g̶̢̜̞̗̋͗͠͝ì̵̺̇͝n̵̛̺͙̰̳̫͒̋̃ ͍̳͔̩̀̈́͘s ̡̬͇͑l ̻͖̘̹̄ẽ̴̼̫̹̖̝͒̆w ̠͛̊o ̧̱̦͕̜̿̀̊̃b̵͙͕̗͗̂ ̵̳̤̳͐̑̈́n̶̼̘̉i̵̥̦͒̆͗a ̢̳̟̱̑͜p ̻̝̽̽ ̵̳͠, ̪̬͐g̴̲̙̠͐̾͐ͅn ̧͙̞̉́̆i̴̥̜̪͌̏̚c̵̛͍̼̊̍̇̾ã̴̗̩͓̝̳n ͙̦̂̃̔͝͝è̵̩̯̻͖m̶͇̐͂̊̓͝ ̢̖̰̞̊͊e ̛̙̉̽g̴̫͉̣͙̓̀̀͂r ̢͔̝̥̈́ͅu ̺̣̌ͅö̶̻͉̞̱̪́̆̈́͌͘c̵͕̜̪̎̾s ̮͉͙͠ ̭̉a ͇͇̯͉̌͋ ̴͈̘̗̽̉̓y ̨̜͚͎̖̔͒͗̚ŕ̴̯͕̩̼́̋̀ú̶̦̬̫̈́̀̚͠B̵̢̤̾͗̆̀͘
Person 1: ah shit that was forgus.
by forgus July 25, 2022
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Ferusterated

The complete and total correct way to say it. Only real professionals say it this way. Professionals like Tillie Ashman.
I’m Ferusterated that my dad won’t help me make my bed and instead is filming me!
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a Fergasun

When a poster on an internet message board starts a new thread that inadvertently bombs, and the said poster disappears never to come back, he pulls a Fergasun.
"Oh man, did you read that thread on how to bang sheep?"

"Yea man, he (the thread starter) really pulled a Fergasun huh?"
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Cremé Feruski

A standing 69 where you pull out of her mouth cum in her eyes and then stick it back in
Do a cremé feruski in a one night stand.
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mr.fuerguson

a big ass teacher

mean
always give lectures

give to much work
this irritating ass teacher mr.fuerguson
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Le Sex Furguson

The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!
Does anyone have Stud McNaughty’s number I Need to finish The Le Sex Furguson.!
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