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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
mugGet the eBay-newmug.

eBay

Slang for “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “I don’t know
-What time is it?
-eBay.
by Heckler69 February 15, 2022
mugGet the eBaymug.

eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted
"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"
by Eggnivia February 20, 2018
mugGet the eBay accountmug.

Ebay

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.
Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin
by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021
mugGet the Ebaymug.

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
mugGet the eBay-newmug.

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
mugGet the eBay-newmug.

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.
by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019
mugGet the eBay showermug.

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