eBay account

Someone that performs worse than their elo. An outdated term that has mostly been replaced by saying someone is boosted

"Please stop feeding mid"
"Don't even bother, he's playing on an eBay account"

by Eggnivia February 20, 2018

eBay Whore

An eBay whore is somebody that sells their virginity on eBay, or just practice prostitution on eBay.

Did you hear that Jen lost her virginity?
Yeah, she sold it on eBay like a real eBay whore

by Kayesevy May 12, 2020

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.

Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.

by 14runningman August 11, 2011

eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

eBay

Slang for “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “I don’t know”

-What time is it?
-eBay.

by Heckler69 February 15, 2022