A Dreamsexual is someone who believes they are sexually oriented to a literal green blob. (Popular MCYT Dream) These people are most likely delusional and if not, certainly missing at least one parental figure.
by bouncydogfuneral March 9, 2022
Get the Dreamsexual mug.A short way of saying I'm a disgrace, I need to kill myself, my father doesn't love me a single bit, the condom broke (sad story) and my father wants to disown me, he also went to buy milk for 10 years.
Son: "I'm a dreamsexual, dad!"
Father: "I need to get some milk son, It's gonna be quick."
Mother: "Me too! I need to make sure your dad doesn't buy too much."
Father: "I need to get some milk son, It's gonna be quick."
Mother: "Me too! I need to make sure your dad doesn't buy too much."
by Cerasus March 11, 2022
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Get the dreamsexual mug.An example of a somehow they actually exist and actually never heard of grass or take a shower, not to even mention their fatherless and lifeless behavior.
If it werent because of these dream stans, adoption center and aboetion would never exist.
If it werent because of these dream stans, adoption center and aboetion would never exist.
"dad, i came out as a dreamsexual"
"and i came out as your non biological
parents"
And for you dream stans out there:
Violets are blue
I like my song playlist
Your parents hate you
Youre the reason condom exist
"and i came out as your non biological
parents"
And for you dream stans out there:
Violets are blue
I like my song playlist
Your parents hate you
Youre the reason condom exist
by Audimations March 13, 2022
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“I’m Dreamsexual” “go fuck yourself
by Voids Epilepsy March 18, 2022
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Get the Dreamsexual mug.Some random human being that hasn't been outside in 50 years. Also a massive idiot thats only friends are other dreamsexuals. They're so desperate to be in the LGBTQ+ community that they make a crap sexuality out of a Minecraft streamer.
Person 1: Dad, Im a proud dreamsexual!
Dad: This is why I never wanted you on the internet. Go outside and never come back.
Dad: This is why I never wanted you on the internet. Go outside and never come back.
by jellyosss March 20, 2022
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