Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

cream egging

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.

cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)

by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011

Jimmy creamed

To completely mess up or to fuck up horribly.

woah dude you really Jimmy Creamed that abortion.

by bloodyhellharry July 20, 2016

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

nipped cream

The little bit of whipped cream that pops out of the dome lid on your Frappuccino.

Ordered extra whipped cream on that frappuccino; there was a full inch of nipped cream poppin out the dome.

by The Berry Girl April 4, 2015

cream bucket

That is what women call men who are a dumpters for women that cum on them. They are collection of girls that they slept with. Exp: I would never do that guy, he is the biggest cream bucket around.
Oh that guy is such a cream bucket, and he doesnt take a shower too!

That old geezer is a cream bucket!

by andresillo November 14, 2010