Complete shark

A term used for someone who is of a particular annoyance; also very nosy.

Person 1: You talk to Jim lately?

Person 2: Nah, he's been asking me all of these personal questions lately. He's totally been a complete shark.

by Fuzzball24 February 18, 2009

complete taredown and rebuild

A total "disassembly down to da frame" overhaul of a weight-scale, paying particular attention to making sure dat it correctly reads "0" after it's been serviced and put back together.

Performing a complete taredown and rebuild of a scale --- no matter how through --- really isn't gonna do much good if its operator is gonna be "playing funny business" while using said weighing device, such as taping pebbles of lead sinkers underneath da measuring-platform, putting his thumb on da tray, etc.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people

After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage

by Evokalis December 1, 2023

Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

complete deparcher from the truth

Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.

There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.

by QuacksO February 14, 2023