Claudia

A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.

Hey guys lets give each other a Claudia. O.k. that sounds innocent enough.

by the loki October 1, 2012

claudia tihan

Claudia Tihan is a model. She is really pretty and she dated Jack Johnson for a week.

Wow omg, who is that with Jack? She's so pretty.

That's Claudia Tihan

by Yourminebish January 29, 2018

claudia

thick, vegan, sexy, has a very dark sense of humor

Dude #1: What freshman would you smash?
Dude #2: Claudia she’s organic if you know what i mean

by somebody333 October 30, 2019

claudiann

A clown who is depressed nothing more nothing less.

“Oi did you hear about that girl Claudiann she acts like a clown” said Rando

by 69420ha get it? January 20, 2020

Claudia

A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.

I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.

Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!

Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.

by im.asian November 9, 2012

Claudia

Lowest definition of a woman, is a home wrecker, relation-breaking bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.

1. Man, Sandy was such a sweet girl when Chris first met her.
Now she's full-on Claudia.

2. Hey, you're parents are getting divorced?
Yeah, my dad met some bimbo and she pulled a Claudia on him.

by televizor November 20, 2013

Claudia

A whore and center of attention

Claudia is a bitch

by Kylie was here May 15, 2019