choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right
chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son
by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008
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choke the smurf

slang for masturbation, or wanking if you're normal (english)
Hmmm, I am bored. I think i'll choke the smurf
by Chris the Jebend May 08, 2008
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choke artist

Completely failing to succeed. Building up a season full of hype and shitting the bed unmercifully.
Washington Capitals: May 13, 2009 displayed the epitome of a choke artist in it's purest form.
by j. feldy May 14, 2009
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The choking game

The art of choking oneself or another to get a high feeling. Usually done by high school students. Usually done with a rope or bare hands.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, let's choke each other!"
Guy 2: "Why don't we just go buy some more pot?"
Guy 1: *Choking himself already* "nnnhhhhh" *passes out*
Guy 2: "That must be awesome."

The choking game.
by Beatmaster2010 November 07, 2010
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Choke Artist

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump
by tturkey February 26, 2016
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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.
Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!
by Adrian May 09, 2007
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