John: Gimme a cheeseburger
Harper: John what the cheeseburger I don’t have any cheeseburgers
John: I was talking to the employee what the cheeseburger
Employee : Sir your cheeseburger order is ready
Harper: John what the cheeseburger I don’t have any cheeseburgers
John: I was talking to the employee what the cheeseburger
Employee : Sir your cheeseburger order is ready
by Bkahsbsh;sans May 14, 2023

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger
I'm-a be a one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse.
by onemancheeseburger February 1, 2024

by Our Lord and Savior Chutulu May 26, 2018

by saddestwhiteboy March 2, 2025

by Pebbzzz March 16, 2021

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."
by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017
