champagne love

when you take a bottle of champagne, shake it up, and when u pop the cork off shove the bottle of champagne up the girls vag while it's still shooting out champagne.(coined by my friend)

#1 "Dude, last night i gave a whore some champagne love"
#2 "Man, your sick!"
#1 "So? it was hot!"

by Random Person who dosen't want to give out his name June 28, 2008

Champagne Supernova

Cumming in a glass of champagne and having your partner drink it.

That bottle of Dom was even better after that champagne supernova!

by Groadie December 7, 2020

Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.

Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!

by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010

Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline

And most things inbetween

I roam the city in a shopping cart

Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline

by driftyboiz July 7, 2019

cody james champagne

Champagne made exclusively from the tears and anguish of gay men whom are duped into getting on there knees and funneling the hog of some arrogant pile of shit who only degrades those who are in service to him while also explaining and boasting of his sexual conquest with women and reminding those who do him any favors are inferior stupid beast., also a rat, a narcissist, a con artist, a criminal, anyone who uses gay mouths and feeds vampirically from the attention of homosexuals

Oh hey Chris Chavez had him some of that Cody James champagne last night, you can tell because he’s all broke out in huge unsightly moles, how unfortunate for him☹️

by CorriC@staneda March 29, 2020

Plain Cain Champagne

N.

N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.

Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"

by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005

Megan Powers Champagne

a person who legit is the boss not a boss the boss if you get this wrong she will come to your house and poop in your mouth

she is funny yet scary to be around if you are gonna hangout with her just DONT FUCKING TALK EVER or she will poop in your mouth again..

hard

dude 1: did u see Megan Powers Champagne today she pooped in that kids mouth
dude 2: yah she is the boss

by qaaqhwejfj, January 1, 2012