Certified Hater

Also known as Al-Baraa. A Hater born, and made.

Damn, baraa still managed to complain in heaven? He really is a certified hater

by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023

Big Nate Certified

Something is BNC if it surpasses a 60% score ie just making it or barely passing a class then it is considered BNC

Person 1: these dishes have crumbs on them
Big Nate: nah it’s big Nate certified

by Darkpower_King/MegaDeath11 January 2, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej

- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic

by niemozliwe January 15, 2024

weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024